Battle for the Guru Cup

Coach Jeff Bridges

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Coach Bridges has been the Defensive Coordinator for three of the four Guru Cup winners, missing out on the 2010 winner due to a sabbatical in the Andes. His fantasy football revolutionizing defensive tactics include the epic "plant kiddie porn on your opponent's computer and call the Feds" defense. And everyone remembers last season when Coach Bridges impersonated a referee and called a phantom holding call on DeAngelo Williams to win Mr. White the Guru Cup.

 

I digress. I'll end up using this section for more appropriate information quite soon.